I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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