Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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