Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
