Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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