i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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