Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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