Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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