im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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