420 ftw
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
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