Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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