i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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