During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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