all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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