Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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