I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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