One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
