I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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