i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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