guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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