You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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