she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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