Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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