Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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