I hate your face
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
