are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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