Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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