i dont even know how to be here
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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