took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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