At least make sure they are 18
Why
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
as a side note pls kill me
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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