yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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