Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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