Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Randomize
