$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
last night I used snow as a chaser
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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