People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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