What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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