It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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