lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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