I think I can smell my own vagina right now
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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