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My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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