We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
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