yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Randomize
