My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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