Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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