oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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