I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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