just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Banned from zoo.
Again?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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