Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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