I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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