I smell stomach acid.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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