i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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